It's Enough To Give You The Willies

Just because someone goes through the rigors of attaining a degree and then goes on to become a fully qualified MD, doesn't mean random acts of stupidity are beyond them.

Alma McQuade told the first medical council fitness-to-practise committee inquiry to be held in public under the 2007 Medical Practitioners Act that Dr Ross Ardill (42) asked her when was she last “close to a man’s naked willy” when she visited his surgery on September 25th, 2007 with flu-like symptoms. She had been ill for a few weeks.

Kudos for using the term willy, which definitely doesn't get enough play these days, but I'm gonna have to call his medical nous into question if that's his line of inquiry about a potential pregnancy. Then again, he's probably a Catholic....