Mrs. Sarkozy's Last Tango In Paris

Firstly, if you haven't seen Last Tango In Paris, do yourself a favour. It's certainly not always comfortable, not always savoury (and I'm not just talking about the butter scene), but some art is at it's best when it's 'challenging,' and this piece definitely falls under that category. It's Brando smack bang in the middle of his Indian summer.

Now, the real reason for this post.

Intimate family photographs of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and a former lover have been stolen from a Paris apartment.

Burglars took a computer containing photos of Mrs Sarkozy, a digital camera and video material from the home of the brother of her former lover Raphael Enthoven.

This Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is no crusty, silver-haired first lady type, mind you. She's a serious bit of tottie. So serious, in fact, that until Barrack Obama was elected President, she was the only wife of a head of state, ever, who I would voluntarily come at in a sexual way (you can front, but you know that when push comes to shove, you'd nude up with Michelle).