Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tharrrr Be Millions


As I'm sure you're aware, Pirates have made a big time comeback of late, particularly around the coast of the appropriately named Puntland region of Somalia. See here for a list of reasons why being a modern pirate is pretty excellent, direct from the source.

My ambition is to get a lot of money so that I can lead a better life.

Now I have two lorries, a luxury car and have started my own business in my town.

I only want one more chance in piracy to increase my cash assets, then I will get married and give up.

Sound familiar? It's the American Dream, ain't it?

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