This Is $hit Journalism

I'm not gonna lie, this photo of crap-shaped bread is at least 50% of the reason for this post. The other 50% lies in this fucking horrendous piece of garbage that someone got paid to write today in The Age. Not only is it insulting to the intelligence of anyone literate enough to read it, it's the kind of bubble gum space-filling nonsense that makes you wonder why we even bother to fight for freedom of speech.

I'm not gonna quote from it, but I am gonna say this: whoever wrote it should be writing for those bullshit current affairs shows that consist exclusively of 'dodgy builder didn't finish the job and absconded with our money' stories.