Geeks Tell Fastest Man in the History of the Planet, "You could've run faster."

This is so very funny.

"Hans Eriksen of the Institute of Theoretical Astrophysics at the University of Oslo, Norway, and his colleagues, who normally spend their time pondering deep mysteries of the cosmos, wondered whether a few simple calculations might reveal how fast Bolt could have run."

So a bunch of high waist belt, tucked in plaid short sleeved shirt, World of War Craft playin' nerds weren't happy about Bolt's showboating finish to the 100M in the Olympics, and set out to prove just how much he's wasting his talent.

Brilliant.