Friday, September 5, 2008

Something In The Way She Walks?

Straight from the 'Are You Fucking Serious?' files, comes this little gem about a new study exploring the correlation between a woman's gait and her orgasm patterns. I shit you not.

"A new study found that trained sexologists could infer a woman's history of vaginal orgasm by observing the way she walks."

Come on, really? People are getting government grants to do this kind of shit?

It seems that a random sample of Belgian women were chosen to fill out a form and then just kind of walk around for a while and let themselves be videotaped doing so.

"The videotapes were rated by two professors of sexology and two research assistants trained in the functional-sexological approach to sexology, who were not aware of the women's orgasmic history. "


I don't really need to add anything, do I? I'm pretty sure your face will be saying it all right about now. Two questions: Can you only become a professor of sexology in Belgium or West Scotland? And what the fuck does functional-sexological mean?

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